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April with Angry

***Editor's note - I hesitate to post this being a good Arkansas girl and all. This is the kind of heresy that gets you kicked out of the state.  Don't bad mouth Mr. Sam - he puts the bread on the table, and the butter, the Sam's Cola, the Old Roy Dog Food not to mention the jalapeno's and pinto beans in our more ethnically diverse neighborhoods.  But, the first Tuesday is Angry's - so here you go. Wal-Mart powers that be, please don't hold it against me.***

I've actually been in a pretty good mood this past month.

The only issue I have had lately is.... Walmart.

I freaking hate everything about that store.  There is so much to list that I'm not going to.  I hate it so much that it is even making me blog about it.  I really wish someone would shoot that smiley faced yellow mascot of theirs' in the head... now let's see him roll back prices.

Remember, it's good to get the angry out!

 

March's installment of Tuesday's with Angry

ANGRYMANagement Presents...

"Freddie Does Frisco"

Just wanted to let everyone know that in shower stall 1, at the 24Hour Fitness, they are filming a new porno I will call, "Freddie Does Frisco".

Well, maybe not quite, but someone that we'll call "Freddie" is apparently auditioning for.

You see Freddie has the same workout timing schedule that I have.

My usual routine ends in taking a quick shower and getting ready for the rest of the day.  Lately, however, it has been uncomfortably interrupted by Freddie emoting various grunts, groans and sighs from shower stall 1.  Seriously, it sounds like a Wild kingdom documentary on Wildebeast mating season.  For the record, I try to get the stall as far away as possible- Jake.

This brings me to a conundrum;  do I leave the showers before Freddie has finished and take the chance that he quits making the noises having the other locker room patrons think that it was me? or do I wait a long time after he leaves having the other locker room patrons thinking, "Boy, that was a long shower"?

I don't see a good solution to the problem and I'm sure not going to say, "Hey Freddie, I really appreciate the acting lessons, mind if I borrow your soap"?  and please, please, please let it be acting.

So Freddie, if you read this post, SHUT THE "F" UP!

Remember, "It's good to get the ANGRY out".

Resume Programming

We now return to our regularly scheduled program.

Regular readers will know today's guest post from his frequent comments. Non-regular readers should get more bran in their diet. The first Tuesday of every month, AngryMan has consented to guest post.  It's kind of like Tuesdays with Morrie without all the sentimental crap and death associated. 

Today is the first installment of Tuesdays with Angry -

Pet Peeves

O.K. first understand that I'm not nearly as eloquent and thoughtful as CF or Jake when it comes to expressing myself about any type of subject matter, hence the nickname.

Over the nice holiday break I found myself encountering those life hic-ups that occur from time to time.  Well, maybe a little more than hic-ups, I guess more like little daggers stabbing at my personal "moral" idea... the "pet peeve"

Now I have a lot of these that have really settled under my skin, like the "Musinex" booger man in the commercials, except they are here to stay.  

The one that keeps getting in my way is the inability to put your shopping cart away in the cart return stall.  Most stores have fairly convenient placement of these stalls in the parking lot.  "Excuse me Miss 300 pounder, can you take an extra 10 steps and put that cart away or did you expend to much energy loading your SUV with grocery bags full "Twinkies"?

I really like to come out of the store and have my car surrounded by empty, runaway carts.  Those people must have known I wanted the dented and scratched look, Thank You!

I have plenty more things to say, that will come up I'm sure in later blogs. Let's here some of your pet peeves. 

Love,

Angry